worshipping at the altar of the nummy bear

oh you beautiful nummy bears. it's as if you were created just for me. i love to unwrap each of you and line you up to dance the chorus line to my favorite songs. tonight we shall sing along with bikini kill and wish hateful things upon our enemies. now all i need to find a teeny, tiny branding iron so that each of you shall have hateful things branded on your yummy, nummy butts. it shall be the opposite of those stale, vile valentines day hearts.

"die, sucker, die!"
"see you in nummy hell!"
"luv is 4 a**holes!"
"byte me ex-boyfriend!"
"won't you be my next victim?"

you get the picture.