He Only *Thinks* He's a Lawyer

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But he's got business cards, and that makes it official, so I guess he's legit.

Actually, I hear he's a damn good lawyer. In fact, he's good at lots and lots of things. And he's a saint for putting up with everyone's teasing. But we know he secretly loves the attention.


(D.- next time you can hold the hand of any girl you find attractive. This, I promise you.)