I'm In Love With You But...

You're not worth $45.00. That's a week and a half of groceries for me. I'll pine away for you, I promise, but this just wasn't meant to be. I hope you understand that you're just way out of my league financially.

Can we be friends though?

As long as being friends means that I never have to see you out on the town, hanging on someone else's body, making me jealous with every soft sway of your delectable fabric and Asian inspired design, willing me to reach out and finger your sash or shed a tear for the low line of your v-neck collar... That way, I'll never know what I'm missing.